In the beginning...

Once upon a time, there was a Big Gangbang and all the gods shot their load at the same time.

The cosmic sperm spiraled throughout the infinite emptiness of space until it was sucked in by gaping black holes.

But much of the cosmic sperm splattered around the hole and formed galaxies - like the Milky Way.

On the rim of the Milky Way's black hole is a blue-ball called Earth (which is a totally unsexy name, by the way).

-PP

Premature Ejaculation